Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
yes i am…. so hit a girl up! <3
*looks betta than all the people that lied 2 me and did me wrong*
*when you’re gay and surrounded by hot straight girls*