Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

(Source: grebnesieh, via fluffy-redpanda)



A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

(via real-life-has-n0-appeal)

reblog if you’re an asshole

(Source: captainarlert, via clothsofgoldd)

Anonymous: You single?

yes i am…. so hit a girl up! <3


*looks betta than all the people that lied 2 me and did me wrong* 

(via spookyburnham)


*when you’re gay and surrounded by hot straight girls*

(via keepcalmandlovegirls)